World_news ‘Kudos & Wet Willies:’ Giants destroyed by the faux 49ers edition – Big Blue View


i know you’re just dyng to read the ‘Kudos & Wet Willies” from Sunday’sNew York Giantsblowout loxs to theSan Francisco 49ers. So, let’s not waste time. Here we go.

Kudos to …

Daniel Jones’ running — Five carries, 49 yards and one carry for a big gain nullified by penalty. At least something worked well for theGiantson Sunday.

Blake Martinez— Nine tackles, a sack, two tackles for loss, a quarterback hit and a completely honest “it’s not good enough” response when asked Sunday about being 0-3.

Graham Gano— Three of three on field-goal attempts for all of the Giants’ points, including kicks of 52 and 47 yards.

B.J. Hill’s helmet — That helmet saved the Giants a touchdown in the first quarter when it flew offHill’s head and earned an ‘illegal hands to the face’ penalty on the49ersthat nullified aJerick McKinnontouchdown catch. ‘Kudos’ to Chris for suggesting this one.

James Bradberry— He gave up a few completions toKendrick Bourne, butBradberryhad a trio of pass breakups. Don’t blame the signings ofBradberryandMartinezfor the Giants’ defensive struggles.

Wet Willies to …

Everything about the offense except Jones’ running— Three turnovers. Only 13 first downs. Only 20: 16 worth of possession to 49: 44 for San Francisco. Only 17 yards on 10 carries by running backs.

Third-down defense— San Francisco converted 8 of 12 third-down opportunities. Six of those conversions were third-and-long. You just can’t win that way.

Giants’ kickoff returnCorey Ballentinetried, but there was no place to go. Ballentine averaged 17.3 yards on three returns, and didn’t get any of them out to the 20-yard line.

Overall defense— The 49ers held the ball for 39: 44. San Francisco missed a field goal and had the clock run out to end the game on their final possession. The 49ers scored on their other seven possessions.

Cliches from losing coaches— Joe Judge used all of these on Sunday.

“I’ve gotta watch the tape.”

“We go back to work.”

“We all have to do our job better.”

“Our guys played hard.”

“We’re going to work our butts off and get this thing right.”

Saying you’re close when you’re notLeonard Williamstried tosell that narrativeSunday evening. Sorry, Leonard, not buying.

New York football— TheJetslost to theIndianapolis Colts, 36-7, on Sunday. That means New York teams lost by a combined score of 72-16. Oh, and they are a combined 0-6.

The 5 BBV dummies whopicked the Giants to winSunday— What in the world were we thinking?

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